over at tumblr, i’ve been keeping a running list of dumb children’s names. not dumb celebrity kids names (i’m looking at you, Lisa Bonet). we’d be here all day. rather, these are kid’s names i’ve encountered in my everyday life.
they are as follows:
-lightening (WTF?!)
-tiger
-cosmo
-ozzie
-bowie
-archie
-sailor
-story
-harley
WHAT IS WRONG WITH “CHRIS” OR “MATT”? “TREVOR” IF YOU WANT TO LIVE ON THE EDGE.
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Ha! my sister named her daughter sailor. And I know a bowie. Makes me laugh. Those kids are going to be so bummed come middle school…