This morning I saw a man at Starbucks at 8 a.m. with Visible Meat Sweats, or VMS. Meat Sweats are characterized by an all-over strident glistening–the body’s attempt to ooze toxins out through the pores. VMS can be caused by an overconsumption of meat (hence “meat sweats), or by plain ol’ drugs and alcohol.
Google Image Searching “meat sweats,” “drunk sweats,” “sweat,” and “glisten,” yield some pretty volatile results. You’ll know a meat sweat when you see one, so I’ll leave you with this little guy.