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March/April Shows

HELLO WORLD. HERE ARE MY UPCOMING SHOWS.

-3/20, Open Michelle, 5:30pm at UCBeast
3/20, Split Persionality, 7pm at Over the Eight 
3/20, Laugh and a Draft, 9pm at Flannery’s 
-3/23, BYOT, 10pm at UCBeast
-3/24, Saw Her Stand Up There, 7pm at Spike Hill 
3/24, Over the Eight, 9pm 
-3/25, Tits & Giggles, 8pm at Laughing Devil 
3/26, My Damn Channel Live, THE INTERNET
-3/27, Open Michelle, 5:30pm at UCBeast
-3/27, #HelpLiza, 8pm at Littlefield 
3/28, You Probably Think This Song is About You, 8pm at The PIT
-3/30, BYOT, 10pm at UCBeast 
4/1, Tits & Giggles, 8pm at Laughing Devil 
-4/3, Open Michelle, 5:30pm at UCBeast
-4/4, Slow Dance, 8pm, Niagara
-4/5, Pete’s Candy Store
-4/6, BYOT, 10pm at UCBeast 
4/7, Casual Sketch, M White, 6:45pm
-4/8, Tits & Giggles, 8pm at Laughing Devil 

December Shows

hey guys! how much weight did you gain over the holidays? I went HAM on some stuffing and packed on like 3 lbs. yum.

here are my december show dates. oh! and don’t forget—Best Week Ever returns this Friday at 10 on VH1!

-12/1, BYOT, 10pm at UCBeast
-12/2, Free Cable, 9pm at Over the Eight
-12/5, Open Michelle, 5:30pm at UCBeast
-12/5, Double Wide Bar, 505 E. 3rd St., 8pm
-12/5, Best Week Ever Live! 8pm at The Stand
-12/7, Indie Cage Match, 7pm at UCBeast
-12/8, BYOT, 10pm at UCBeast
-12/9, Free Cable, 9pm at Over the Eight
-12/11, Roast of Your 15 Year Old Self, 8pm at Legion
-12/12, Open Michelle, 5:30pm at UCBeast
-12/12, Fonda Sketch Comedy, 8pm at The PIT
-12/13 Ladies Night, 8pm, TBA
-12/15, BYOT, 10pm at UCBeast
-12/16, Free Cable, 9pm at Over the Eight
-12/19, Open Michelle, 5:30pm at UCBeast
-12/29, BYOT, 10pm at UCBeast
-12/30, Free Cable, 9pm at Over the Eight

June calendar!

Here’s my June schedule. She’s gettin’ a little tight (yuck), but hit me up if you want me to do your show!

-6/2, B.Y.O.T., improv, 10pm at UCBeast.
-6/3, Show Show, 8pm at Beauty Bar in Brooklyn.
-6/5 HMS Quarterly improv, 9pm, Jimmy’s 43, 43 E. 7th St
-6/6 Open Michelle, 5:30pm at UCBeast.
-6/6 HMS Quarterly improv, 9:30pm, Jimmy’s 43, 43 E. 7th St
-6/9, B.Y.O.T., improv, 10pm at UCBeast.
-6/11, Camp Sunshine, 9:30 at The Pit
-6/12, Big Effing Deal, 8:30 at 2A, 2nd St. and Ave. A, duhvs
-6/13, Open Michelle, 5:30pm at UCBeast.
-6/14, Beastmasters, midnight, UCBEast
-6/16, B.Y.O.T., improv, 10pm at UCBeast.
-6/20, Open Michelle, 5:30pm at UCBeast.
-6/24, HMS Quarterly improv, 7:15pm, Triple Crown
-6/25, Big Shrink, 8pm at UCBeast
-6/29, Hipster Cagematch, Del Close Marathon, UCB Chelsea, 4am
-6/29 Graham Avenue, Del Close Marathon, UCB East, 5am

May Show dates

-May 1- Standup at Dear God, That’s Stone Cold’s Music, Brooklyn, 8pm
-May 2- Open Michelle- Host of Women’s Open Mic, UCBeast, 5:30pm
-May 5- BYOT- Host of Improv and Sketch Jam, UCBeast, 10pm
-May 7- Standup at Brit Pack, 153 Lafayette St, 9pm
-May 9- Open Michelle- Host of Women’s Open Mic, UCBeast, 5:30pm
-May 12- BYOT- Host of Improv and Sketch Jam, UCBeast, 10pm
-May 16- Open Michelle- Host of Women’s Open Mic, UCBeast, 5:30pm
-May 17-Standup at Beastmasters, UCBeast, Midnight
-May 21- MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
-May 23- Open Michelle- Host of Women’s Open Mic, UCBeast, 5:30pm
-May 26- BYOT- Host of Improv and Sketch Jam, UCBeast, 10pm
-May 28- Standup at Alligator Comedy, Brooklyn, 9pm
-May 31- Standup at Gentrify!, UCBeast, 10:30pm

April Shows

Here’s my April (and late March) show schedule. Love, Sue

  • 3/27 HMS Quarterly. Improv at Triple Crown. 8pm. Free.
  • 4/4 Open Michelle. Standup at UCBeast. 6pm. Free
  • 4/7 BYOT at UCBeast. 10pm. Free
  • 4/10 HMS Quarterly. Improv at School Night, UCB Chelsea, 10pm, Free
  • 4/11 Open Michelle. Standup at UCBeast. 6pm. Free
  • 4/13 HMS Quarterly. Improv at Richmond Shepard Theatre. 11pm.
  • 4/14 BYOT at UCBeast. 10pm. Free.
  • 4/18 Open Michelle. Standup at UCBeast. 6pm. Free
  • 4/19 HMS Quarterly. Improv at BFF show. 10:30pm
  • 4/21 BYOT at UCBeast. 10pm. Free
  • 4/22 Improv show at UCB Chelsea, 6:30pm, $5
  • 4/25 Open Michelle. Standup at UCBeast. 6pm. Free
  • 4/28 BYOT at UCBeast. 10pm. Free.
  • 4/29 Improv show at UCB Chelsea, 6:30pm, $5 PHEW!

New Year, New Shows

Happy New Year! I hope you’re all sitting in front of a fire (not in a pyro way), surrounded by people you love, drinking hot cocoa. These are some shows I’ll be doing soon. It’ be cool if you came. 

January 2: Saw Her Stand Up There, An All-Female Standup Event, 7:30 pm, Spike Hill, Williamsburg, FREE

January 2: Bread and Butter, 8pm, Gutter, Williamsburg, Free? 

January 7: B.Y.O.T., 9:30pm, UCBeast, FREE

January 10: Tamsi & Samsi Present: How to Be Nice, Pretty, and Invisible, 6pm, UCB Chelsea, $5.

January 14: B.Y.O.T., 9:30pm, UCBeast, FREE

Oh, and if you’re wondering about resolutions, I don’t make them. I set intentions for the year. Maybe a little pretentious? Nah. It’s better to steer your life in a different direction, to give your path a gentle nudge, then to force something on it that will never stick.

This year I have two. I want to be present in every moment and I want to introduce myself more. I know some people in passing but never say, “Hey, I’m Sue. I don’t think we’ve met.” I want to get better at that. And for the second, well, I future trip a lot. I live in tomorrow instead of appreciating the moment that’s right in front of me. Right now is pretty cool. 

*updated* November shows

Hey Sandy, I can only do so much laying on the couch watching Four Weddings before I start to go insane!! Some of my shows were cancelled, some rescheduled. Here’s the update:

-November 7: Stand-up at Sandy Animal Relief Benefit. Help the pups! Matchless, 8pm $20 donation.

-November 12: Storytelling at Local Stories in Park Slope. 7:30pm

-November 26: Co-hosting BYOT at UCBeast, 9:30pm

-November 27: Standup at Camp Sunshine at Public Assembly


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